in honour of your betrothal, and my lack thereof

April 28, 2010 § Leave a comment

From X:
tis almost time for my royal oats serving underneath the midnight arson of suspended snowballs floating in the heavens. I shall send for the shortly after my homecoming. Tis the hour of the tiger and he shall have more than his work cut out for him undoubtedly.

—————– Original Message —————–
From: M
Date: 13/03/2008

i did! i liked it!
shal thoust be calling on me for a visit?
there are knights around the table!
—————– Original Message —————–
From: X
Date: Mar 13, 2008 2:07 PM

I doth agree with the. Has art thou one heard my lastest inkling on http://www. myspace/Timberlandxxx

—————– Original Message —————–
From: M
Date: 13/03/2008

i want to build a fort.
inside the fort there should be tea and honey. but the fort should not be made of it. the fort is also collapsable. the collapsability of the fort may be tested for quality assurance purposes only.

—————– Original Message —————–
From: X
Date: Mar 13, 2008 8:42 AM

waky waky time for a cigar!

Hey called u yesterday, no answer. Wanted to go to the studio. Todays a good day! The suns comin’ out and I just recieved the master for my single Fumpin on Pottery Road. Check it out. Not available for download yet but you can add it to your page. The Lp which consists of 7 songs leading up toa full blown album with 14 songs is underway. I’ll keep u posted.xoxo

—————– Original Message —————–
Date: 30/04/2007
From M:

re above subject.


missin u
how ws my little muchkin. what are u up to. Miss those sweet cakes u make when where making the donuts.

hey honey buns. whats poppin. we have to get together ASAP. lET ME KNOW I MISS U.
Mn!!!!!!! I miss you soo much. I would luv to see you tonight but I not sure if I’ll be able. I some people that nmight be coming in from NYC tonight. I would luv for you to come over right now if it were possible. Nonetheless I am saving a nice party bag for us when u feel like being really crazy. It includes some mushrooms alongside some othere phychadellic drugs that will fancy our time together. I ‘m also very broke right now because I went kind of crazy for new years and christmas spending friverously. But we could always do somethin inside. Let me know. P.s I really needs ta kiss ya.

—————– Original Message —————–
From: M
Date: Jan 4 2007 11:44 AM

hi baby im back
im going to sala rosa tonight to watch some jokes people perform-i would love to see you tonight or tomorow and talk about music, life, your hot girl, me, frumpin, candy, and lacey lingerie.

From X:
what are u doing tonight robbing hood?

—————– Original Message —————–
From: M
Date: Oct 20, 2006 5:38 PM

hi spice,
call me one of these days and we will have a get together

—————– Original Message —————–
Date: Oct 18, 2006 9:31 PM

Yo – drop me your digits! Pleeez….

Hey sweets lets gett stupid later on some pitchers.

I called for my courtesans to imprison one of the concubines that were sent from your harem in Essex for trying to poison my royal oats. Being King is becoming very dangerous. I’m thinking of going into the city in some normal clad to try and enjoy a more normal lifestyle. Can you send a wardrobe from your townspeople. Whatever the price I will double it. Do not wash for I want the stink of the working class. Please keep this confidential so that I do not embarass the Queen with my own foolish antics.

Yours truly
Sir X of The Village V111

—————– Original Message —————–
From: M
Date: Sep 18, 2006 4:58 PM

My darling prince,
the canons you have sent us have made my 12 brothers happier than they are with the courtesans in our winery. i promise to follow your guidelines so as to not endanger myself, so that we may live forever in each others arms.
as well the locket is nestled in my decoletage and my heart, beaneath it, burns for you and keeps the soft gold warm.
Thank you for the doves. They are eating some of the finest birdcrust fresh out of the oven in the courtyard.
I am sending a load of ball and fire, and 14 cannons to repay you for such a joyous morning. They are only good for firing no more than twenty times. After that, fire at your own risk. Also enjoy the gold encrusted locket with my family crest on it. The queen wants you to have it. Welcome to the family.
—————– Original Message —————–
From: M
Date: Sep 17, 2006 9:20 PM

despite the harsh heat your camels came to my kingdom and the gifts which you have lavished upon me have done nothing but make me smile. this evening i will send doves out with parchment wrapped around their feet and when they find you, you will have many sweet words of mine in your posession.

—————– Original Message —————–
Date: Sep 17, 2006 3:16 PM

I send trinkets of the rarest precious metals that can be found to you. My servants are on there way now. it may take sometime because theyare riding by camel. xoxxoxo

—————– Original Message —————–
From: M
Date: Sep 17, 2006 10:26 AM

i send thou kisses!

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